I got this from my friend Shela.

Some may loathe me for posting this while I'm sure there will be some who will be delighted.

"Bakit babagsak sa Physics si GMA?
Dahil ang RELATIVITY sa kanya ay ilagay si FG at Mikee sa pwesto.

Why won't GMA make a good chemist?
She does not know any SOLUTIONS, only a lot of corruption.

Why is GMA pretending to be a geologist?
She is only good at finding FAULTS.

Why will GMA fail in mining engg?
Because she has underMINED the people's trust.

Why will GMA fail in mechanical engineering?
Because we will not allow her to SCREW us forever.

Why will Gloria fail in civil engineering?
Because her heart is really in EVIL engineering.

Bakit hindi pwedeng geodetic engineer si GMA?
Dahil sa umpisa pa lang, mali na ang BEARINGS nya.

Why will GMA fail in electrical engineering?
Because she SHORT CIRCUITS the people's interest.

How do mathematicians see GMA?
1+1+1+1+1+1. ... a non-terminating SERIES of corruption and lies.

Seriously though, if you feel that we need a change, please support the petition online in this link. But if you are for the status quo, don't bother opening this link and you may hate me for your entire life. Peace!

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